Cruise Myths, Busted: JoGo Style

Because not everything you’ve heard about cruising is true, except the part about the endless buffets. That part’s real.

We’ve all heard the same tired lines:
“Cruises are for old people.”
“They’re so expensive.”
“You’ll be bored out of your mind.”

Sound familiar? It’s time to set sail on the S.S. Truth and bust some of these myths wide open. Grab your captain’s hat and let’s go myth-hunting, JoGo-style!

Myth #1: Cruises Are Just for Old People

Reality: Cruises are for anyone with a passport and a pulse.

Sure, you might spot a silver fox or two playing shuffleboard, but you’ll also find adrenaline junkies zip-lining across the ship, kids squealing down waterslides, honeymooners making out on the balcony, and 20-somethings sipping espresso martinis in rooftop lounges. Cruising today is like a floating city with clubs, karaoke, silent discos, food fests, and arcade showdowns. Whether you're 9 or 99, there’s something on board that’ll make you say “heck yes.”

Still think it's a floating retirement home? Just wait until you see Grandma crush it at the pool party.

Myth #2: Cruises Are All-Inclusive

Reality: Kinda. Sorta. Not really. But they’re still a crazy good deal.

Look, your cruise fare covers a lot: room, regular meals, entertainment, and more. But that espresso martini you had while watching the sunset? Yeah, that’s extra. So are spa days, shore excursions, Wi-Fi, and steakhouse splurges.

But don’t panic JoGo’s got hacks. Many cruise lines offer bundle deals for drinks, Wi-Fi, and excursions, so you can sparkle on a budget. Virgin Voyages even throws in a bunch of perks up front. Just check what’s included and pack your budgeting skills (along with your swimsuit).

Pro tip: just because your cruise card swipes like magic doesn’t mean it’s Monopoly money. Cruise responsibly.

Myth #3: Cruises Are Boring

Reality: Only if you’re doing it wrong.

Let’s be real. If you’re bored on a cruise, that’s a you problem. We're talking rollercoasters at sea (hi, Carnival Mardi Gras), Broadway-level shows, rooftop dance parties, trivia nights, cooking classes, spa indulgences, and ports of call that’ll make your passport blush. Want to chill with a book by the pool? You can. Want to dance ‘til 2 a.m. in a silent disco with strangers dressed as flamingos? You can do that too. Cruises are a choose-your-own-adventure—but with way better food.

From “zen mode” to “let’s rage,” cruise ships are whatever vibe you bring on board.

Myth #4: Cruises Are Too Expensive

Reality: Cruises are one of the best bang-for-your-buck vacations out there.

Let’s break it down: where else can you stay in a floating hotel, visit multiple countries, eat like royalty, watch Broadway shows, and have someone fold your towels into animals, all for under a grand? And with deals popping up all the time (hello, last-minute JoGo specials), you might actually save money compared to land-based vacations.

Translation: You can be bougie on a budget.

Myth #5: The Food’s Just OK

Reality: Come hungry. Leave with stretchy pants.

Gone are the days of sad buffets and mystery meat. Today’s cruise cuisine is next-level: sushi, steak, tapas, handmade pasta, gourmet burgers, and yes—even 24/7 room service (because 3 a.m. fries are a lifestyle). Specialty dining? Worth it. Lobster tail and filet mignon while you sail past a volcano? Iconic.

JoGo Rule: Always say yes to dessert. Always.

The Bottom Line

Cruises have evolved, darling. They’re bold, exciting, diverse, and totally customizable to your vibe. Whether you want to spa-and-snooze or party like it’s sail-away every night. So the next time someone says cruising is for the “blue-hair crowd,” kindly smile... and send them this post.

Ready to bust your own myths wide open? Let’s book that cruise, babe. JoGo’s got your boarding pass ready.